It's a dog-eat-crap World

Why can't the girls do this?!

Well,

Samantha's too nosey and would follow everyone down the street, not holding the hat in her mouth.
Sarah wouldn't bother with something so stupid.
Boy only knows one song on the guitar.

Funny things have been happening in the house. Panfy-dog and me's ain't been allowed in our room. Our bed has been moved and we sleep in the livin room. I don't like it. Boy has been doin some funny stuff in there, makin loud noises. I don't like loud noises, so I keep away. I'm pretty sure hims and Girl did this before.

It was a real, real nice day and even dough the Girl took us for a walk, it wasn't that bad. She took this picture of me. I wish she would stop. I had a nice time and I like it.

I went on away, but I don't know where I went. I was very miserable. The journey there was really cramped and I hated it. Then the place I stayed in had a cold floor -- I'm a dog with a tummy with no hair! I woke up very stiff every morning, which ain't good for a dog with two false hips. I would have complained about my room, but I figured there was no point. Why they didn't have a fire in my room?

I went to another place and saw my cuzin Skouty-dog. I took his bed for a while, cuz it was cozy and warm. I don't think he minded. I also saw a man with a giant sausage. I would have gotten him, but Boy had me on the lead. It looked tasty and I like it.

It was an ok trip but I'm glad to be at home, in my own bed. What's the point of travelling if ya got a nice bed? Anyway, here's some things that happened to me on the trip.

We have been away on holiday to Yorkshire where our Grandma, Granddad and Great-Granny live. It was very nice and we both had a good time. Girl took lots of pictures and you can see them. (Note: click the link on the side-bar)

The thing I hated most about the holiday was spending time with my cousin-dog, Scoutie-dog.

He's a real pest and keeps sniffing my bum. Everyone thinks he's so good, but he's not. He's a damn pest and I bark and growl at him when he tries to sniff my bum.

The best thing about the holiday was all the time we spent with Boy and Girl. We had really great walks and on the way back, Girl let me sit in the seat next to her. I had loads of fun. Here's a strip of my favourite moments.

was shafted. I was bamboozled.

Boy picked me up for a carry around (as nice as it can be for him carrying a 70-lb dog). And Girl got me right in the face with that soul sapping machine. How did she convince the Boy to betray me in such a way? I can always trust him.

I was real, real pissed off afterwards and I didn't want to get the treat that she gave me. I took it anyway, but I'm still protesting this picture-takin' bullshit. You'll never get me alive!

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Sarah forgot to mention that while in the Meadows yesterday, I found a stick. I wrestled with the Girl for it and she threw it and I ran after it and she threw it again and I ran after it and I barked and barked. It was so much fun.

Then Sarah came in a snatched my stick away. I didn't want to play after that and I dug holes. Sarah was running like she was a puppy, even though her legs were hurting. She likes to run, silly old thing.

Luv frum Panfy-dog

The Girl came to pick us up from work. I like to see her. Boy always plays this game with us when she comes to work. He opens the door and says, "Who's there?" And Panfy-dog runs out and always turns the wrong way and can never find the Girl. But she always hides in the same place. And I always find her.

I didn't find her today, cuz my legs hurt and I was havin' a hard time walkin. The Boy ran home with us yesterday. It's fun to run with Boy, but I always hurt the next day.

The Girl came to take us home. I like the Girl, but I like to go home with the Boy. He never watches me careful, so I can eat lots of good crap on the floor. But she never does. But I do get to go on the bus with Girl instead of walkin all the way home. I like the bus. Panfy gets on the seat, but I can't cuz of my legs. I lay down on the floor and someone takes me home. I like it.

Me on the floor of the bus. I like it.